If I ever need a chuckle, all I have to do is run through a couple of my favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. I'm chuckling already...
1. Always carry two sacks, one in each hand. That way, if someone asks you to lend them a hand, you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
2. If you drop your keys in a river of molten lava, leave 'em, because man, they're gone.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
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